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30+ Ridiculously Funny Baking Captions for Instagram


Whether you’re new at baking or a seasoned expert – these funny baking captions for Instagram are so good they will surely put a smile on your face. While I might not be the most talented baker out there, I won’t disagree with any of these quotes. Whatever the dessert may be, it probably smells good, tastes good and often times even looks good. So when you’re done baking, snap the photo, edit it and get ready to copy and paste one of the below captions. Voilá!

Baking Captions for Instagram

1. “Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.”

2. “Happy as a unicorn eating cake on a rainbow.”

3. “You’re a batch made in heaven.”

4. “Everything I dough, I dough it for you.”

5. “A cupcake without frosting is like a sentence without”

6. “Abs aren’t made in the kitchen, but cookies are.”

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7. “Life is what you bake of it.”

8. “You batter believe baking is my happy place.”

9. “I like to party. And by party I mean stay at home and bake.”

10. “Don’t go baking my heart.”

11. “I followed my heart, and it led me to the kitchen.”

12. “Time spent eating this: two minutes. Time spent coming up with this caption: much, much longer.”

13. “Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.”

14. “Procrastibaking: the art of making cupcakes instead of doing what you should be doing.”

15. “I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.”

16. “I cannoli be happy when I am with you.”

17. “Good things come to those who bake.”

18. “Feeling downie, eat a brownie.”

19. “A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”

20. “Calories? I think you mean delicious points.”

21. “Easy peasy lemon squeezy.”

22. “Let’s get baked.”

23. “Cupcakes are just muffins that believed in miracles.”

24. “I only have pies for you.”

25. “Nice buns.”

26. “Cut my cake into pieces, this is my last re-torte.”

27. “Bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake bake.”

28. “Taekwon-dough.”

29. “All you knead is love.”

30. “I hope you like my new recipe. They’re called “Shut the fucupcakes.”

31. “May the pies be ever in your flavour.”

32. “Baking is love made edible.”

33. “Bakers make the world smell better.”

Hope you enjoyed these funny baking captions for Instagram. If you’re searching for even more Instagram captions, then check out this page for extra inspiration. And if you want to share your baked creations with me, then make sure to tag me on Instagram!

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